Noah:(from the bathroom in which he has been doing his thing for about 15 minutes)
Mom Mom Mom - I need your help with my bum!
Mom: Wipe it yourself.
Noah: No Mom!!! I really need you!
Mom: Wipe it yourself. You are 6 1/2. Wipe it yourself.
Noah: Mom! I think I lost the toilet paper. I think it got sucked up my bum.
Mom: What??? How did you get toilet paper up your bum?
Noah: I was pretending I had a tail. I think I lost the paper up my bum.
Mom: We don't pretend that. Wash your hand.
Noah: Smell my finger Mom. It doesn't smell like poo.
Mom: Noah. Yuck! Wash your hands.
3 comments:
I'm still laughing out loud! so funny. he is a crack up!
We're laughing! No, I'm crying.
Loved it! Glad you recorded it! little cutie boy!
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